“I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one.”
I have two younger brothers who have now grown up in becoming (hopefully) fine gentlemen. Bro D was the quieter one among the two and when he cracked these jokes one day, I couldnt help making a mental note of them to be translated into a blog entry one day.
Mind you, he is now approaching 20 years old and he cracked these when he was only 13.
What is a syntax?
A tax that people pays to make sin
What did Darth Vader say to the computer?
May the force E with you
What does apparent mean?
A father and mother of a child
What comes after stone-age?
What is a barbeque?
Its a long line in front of the barber shop
What do u call a ghost in the computer?
Kenapa hari khamis kita haus?
Because its ‘Thurs’Day
Kenapa hari Rabu kita basah?
Because its ‘Wed’nesday